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The Trial of the Terrible Animals

By Kavan Hudson

 

 

Once upon a time there was a tiny little animal that people called the Squox

He wasn’t that tall, about as tall as a box

But people say the Squox is deadly and when people see it they fear for their lives

He once killed a deer in the blink of an eye

But the Squox seemed innocent and very tiny to me

Actually I’ve been raising one since I was 3

His name is Bob, Yes Bob the Squox

And the legend is true he is as tall as a box

I also have an Elecat and a Babird 

I’d get in a lot of trouble if the government heard

But I’ve been raising these animals ever since I was young

By the way never give a Babird a gun

I found the Squox in my backyard when I was 5

It was all alone attacking a beehive

The odds were not in the Squox’s favor

But he was eating the nest 30 seconds later

The Elecat is huge and sits in my backyard 

It not very hard to see it from afar 

It gets along very well with the Babird 

But everything changed on April 3rd

When the Elecat and the Squox had a little fight 

It lasted 44 days and 43 nights 

And would you believe me if I said the Squox won?

That he was standing victorious when it was all said and done?

Well, the Squox was unfazed with the Elecat in its hand

And decided to throw it at an innocent man

I can’t go into detail about what happened next

All I can say is that the Elecat hit his chest

I’m currently fighting the case right now 

Why couldn’t I be a farmer and raise a cow?

Hopefully when this trial ends 

 

I’ll be free and never see those animals again.

 

 

03.11.2020

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