By Kavan Hudson
Once upon a time there was a tiny little animal that people called the Squox
He wasn’t that tall, about as tall as a box
But people say the Squox is deadly and when people see it they fear for their lives
He once killed a deer in the blink of an eye
But the Squox seemed innocent and very tiny to me
Actually I’ve been raising one since I was 3
His name is Bob, Yes Bob the Squox
And the legend is true he is as tall as a box
I also have an Elecat and a Babird
I’d get in a lot of trouble if the government heard
But I’ve been raising these animals ever since I was young
By the way never give a Babird a gun
I found the Squox in my backyard when I was 5
It was all alone attacking a beehive
The odds were not in the Squox’s favor
But he was eating the nest 30 seconds later
The Elecat is huge and sits in my backyard
It not very hard to see it from afar
It gets along very well with the Babird
But everything changed on April 3rd
When the Elecat and the Squox had a little fight
It lasted 44 days and 43 nights
And would you believe me if I said the Squox won?
That he was standing victorious when it was all said and done?
Well, the Squox was unfazed with the Elecat in its hand
And decided to throw it at an innocent man
I can’t go into detail about what happened next
All I can say is that the Elecat hit his chest
I’m currently fighting the case right now
Why couldn’t I be a farmer and raise a cow?
Hopefully when this trial ends
I’ll be free and never see those animals again.