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Ted and his (less than) Magnificent Eyeglarsses

By Salvador Vaughan

 

A boy with name of Teddy

Born with elburrow wide

Was always quite well-feddy

But why on just one side

 

Ee be dressed in polka-strype

With sunglass on his ed

All ee does is fix the pipe

A lonely life for Ted

 

Some people don’t like Tedward

Whenever ee’s plugged in 

They stuff him in a cubbard

And give him narsty trim

 

Alas Teddy’s found a girl

Daughter of Load Toad

They’ve found a way to unfurl

Doin’ it on the road! 

 

Now they live on great big farm

Slingin’ their silly rhyme

“Owl Macdonald’s Lost An Arm”

And others arl the thyme

 

Yet she was well frus-straighted

Most of all with Teddy

So she had him cremated 

And now ee’s quite well deddy!

 

Header Drawing by Salvador Vaughan 

 

13.10.2020

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