By Salvador Vaughan
A boy with name of Teddy
Born with elburrow wide
Was always quite well-feddy
But why on just one side
Ee be dressed in polka-strype
With sunglass on his ed
All ee does is fix the pipe
A lonely life for Ted
Some people don’t like Tedward
Whenever ee’s plugged in
They stuff him in a cubbard
And give him narsty trim
Alas Teddy’s found a girl
Daughter of Load Toad
They’ve found a way to unfurl
Doin’ it on the road!
Now they live on great big farm
Slingin’ their silly rhyme
“Owl Macdonald’s Lost An Arm”
And others arl the thyme
Yet she was well frus-straighted
Most of all with Teddy
So she had him cremated
And now ee’s quite well deddy!
Header Drawing by Salvador Vaughan